All right, this song is about five mischievous little monkeys that like to jump on the bed. Check it out Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said “No more monkeys jumping on the bed.” There were five monkeys and one fell off Five minus one equals four monkeys Four monkeys left on the bed What do you think they’re gonna do? Oh yeah Four little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped her head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said “No more monkeys jumping on the bed.” There were five, and two have already fallen off Five minus two, three Three monkeys left, you’re right What are they gonna do? Three little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped her head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said “No more monkeys jumping on the bed.” Uh oh, we lost another monkey There were five, then four, then three Five minus three Uh huh, two left, here we go Two little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said “No more monkeys jumping on the bed.” Oh man, there’s only one monkey left We had five and four have already bonked their heads And fallen off, five minus four, yep, one One little monkey jumping on the bed He fell off and bonked his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said “No more monkeys jumping on the bed.” Oh no, all five monkeys have fallen off the bed and bonked their heads What do you think mama’s going to do? Or the doctor? No little monkeys jumping on the bed None fell off and bonked their heads Mama called the doctor and the doctor said “If your monkeys want to jump, get a trampoline instead.” No more monkeys jumping on the bed. No more monkeys jumping on the bed. No more monkeys jumping on the bed. No more monkeys jumping on the bed.